Would You Like Anything Else Massaged During Erotic Massage?

The next time you’re at a massage parlor and you get asked if there’s any part of your body you would like to get massed, be sure to place the massage therapists hand on that spot. The reason massage parlors use this “speech” is to protect themselves from law enforcement since you’re not actually paying them in exchange for a hand job. If you “tip” the massage therapist, they are usually more willing to massage things like your penis and remove some of their clothing for you.

Also, you should never use the word hand job, rather hand release is more politically correct and will help you look less like law enforcement.

Remember that the next time and make sure to tip your masseuse.

October 18th, 2016 by